Amnesty International and Wikileaks staff writers
An anonymous source has disclosed confidential documents to WikiLeaks staff writers concerning Russia’s involvement with the “aliens” being discussed by the United Nations Security Council. It has now become evident that Russia has been communicating with the extraterrestrials for over 15 years. This information was not disclosed to the rest of the global community. It has come to the attention of Amnesty International and WikiLeaks that peaceful measures must be taken to ensure that both human and alien rights are considered of the utmost importance.
To quote the delegation of China: “We are dealing with the situation and nuclear weapons are a strong possibility.” This should be deeply concerning to citizens worldwide. If nuclear weapons are used in an attempt to eradicate the extraterrestrials, this could have a serious negative impact on innocent civilians. The delegation of France had more input on the subject: “The aliens need to be eradicated; France will not go down without a fight. After nuclear strikes, France will then organize a mass exodus to a neighbouring planet.” This astronomical idea is physically unstable and in fact, impossible. Science and technology have not yet provided means for travel to other habitable planets. Amnesty International strongly encourages the French delegation to consider the consequences of mass nuclear destruction, and to explore other peacekeeping possibilities.
The French delegate expressed concerns that the aliens would exterminate the human race. In an interview, the delegate stated: “How do we know aliens will not eradicate human life?” In attempts to reassure the delegation of France, Russia responded: “Will they be able to if the global community joins together?” This strategy of global cooperation would be far more effective, and would ensure the protection of human and alien rights.
To quote the Russian delegate: “The only thing we have is our humanity.” Instead of throwing aside all human dignity and using violence as our first defence, we should compassionately embrace peaceful communications and negotiations with the aliens.
An anonymous source has disclosed confidential documents to WikiLeaks staff writers concerning Russia’s involvement with the “aliens” being discussed by the United Nations Security Council. It has now become evident that Russia has been communicating with the extraterrestrials for over 15 years. This information was not disclosed to the rest of the global community. It has come to the attention of Amnesty International and WikiLeaks that peaceful measures must be taken to ensure that both human and alien rights are considered of the utmost importance.
To quote the delegation of China: “We are dealing with the situation and nuclear weapons are a strong possibility.” This should be deeply concerning to citizens worldwide. If nuclear weapons are used in an attempt to eradicate the extraterrestrials, this could have a serious negative impact on innocent civilians. The delegation of France had more input on the subject: “The aliens need to be eradicated; France will not go down without a fight. After nuclear strikes, France will then organize a mass exodus to a neighbouring planet.” This astronomical idea is physically unstable and in fact, impossible. Science and technology have not yet provided means for travel to other habitable planets. Amnesty International strongly encourages the French delegation to consider the consequences of mass nuclear destruction, and to explore other peacekeeping possibilities.
The French delegate expressed concerns that the aliens would exterminate the human race. In an interview, the delegate stated: “How do we know aliens will not eradicate human life?” In attempts to reassure the delegation of France, Russia responded: “Will they be able to if the global community joins together?” This strategy of global cooperation would be far more effective, and would ensure the protection of human and alien rights.
To quote the Russian delegate: “The only thing we have is our humanity.” Instead of throwing aside all human dignity and using violence as our first defence, we should compassionately embrace peaceful communications and negotiations with the aliens.